How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

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    haopee Well-Known Member

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    This is quite a famous article in some dog books I've read and I just wanted to share it with you guys. Some of them are pretty hilarious, particularly the one depicting the Labrador Retriever and Chihuahua.

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we have ou whole lives ahead of us. What are you doing inside, worrying about a light bulb?

    Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!

    Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle ( LOL, a little too excited to herd sheep, aren't they?)

    Border Collie: Just one! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero taco bulb?

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, it's right there...

    Labrador Retriever: Oh me, me, pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I, huh? Can I?

    And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
     
    haopee, Apr 6, 2012
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    Victor Leigh Well-Known Member

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    Bangkeaw: This is how you do it. First, take one light bulb between your teeth. Hold it firmly but gently. Ooops! Let's start again. With a new light bulb.
     
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    haopee Well-Known Member

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    Wow, I checked the Bangkeaw breed some weeks ago. They're certainly adorable with all that fur and perked up ears. Victor, you're such a meanie.

    I bet they'd rather wipe the light bulb clean with their fur so that it becomes too shiny that there'll no longer be a need to put it in a socket to light it up.
     
    haopee, Apr 9, 2012
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    LOL those "lines" are new to me.

    Well, here the local breed is called Aspin and will just use the sunlight/solar bulb since it's practical and earth friendly. :p
     
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    Love these! Really bought a smile to my face, thanks:) hehe

    Cocker Spaniel - It's my lightbulb and it's now buried, dare you to try find it!
     
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    Toy Fox Terrier:

    *Looks at the light bulb*

    Can I eat it? No?
    Is it another dog? No?
    Is it a rodent? No?
    Can I chase it? No?
    Is it a new agility obstacle? No?
    Can I sleep on it? No?
    Can I chew on it? No?

    What good is it?

    *Turns its back and walks away*
     
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    This is the first time I've heard of this but it is pretty funny.

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

    Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

    Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
     
    dkramarczyk, Apr 12, 2012
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