If your dog could actually say one thing to you, what do you think it would be?

Gizmo, would look at me while we were watching a movie and say "really, My Cousin Vinny, again?". Whenever I need to laugh, it's my go to movie. We've watched it millions of times, no matter how often it leaves me laughing.

Gix, being the energy packed pooch he is would say "can we go now, can we go now, I want to play outside, can we go now.".

 

Gigi would say "OMG you are sooooo not leaving without me!" I assume she has a sassy teen valley girl voice.

Butch would say "Really.... all these vegetables dont make for tasty kid crumbs." He has some OCD issues with table crumbs from the kids.

 

When my wife and I are cuddling, Mishka would say why can't I join in.
Two's company three's a crowd Mishka!

 

Misha would say "Put that Nook down and scratch my neck now!" Every evening when I'm in bed reading my Nook, she comes out from under her blanket, and parks herself on my lap in between me and my Nook. We are literally eye to eye. There is no way I could avoid her.

 

Three words... "Food", "Treat", "Potty". Oh wait, there's one more... "Please,"

The last one is when they stare at you long enough so you cave and give into what they want.

Dogs can be pretty smart. If they were allowed to talk, they'd be smarter than we are.

 

"Why haven't you fed me yet? Seriously, it's already 6am. Did you forget about me? Why isn't there food in my bowl? I'm not really hungry and I won't touch it until after noon, but I NEED you to put food in there. Why haven't you done this yet....?"

 

My dog would definitely say: "Foooooood!!! I need food right now, a lot of food!!!" Seriously, he could eat all the time and he is not picky at all, he'd eat everything I gave him: carrots, apples, bread, he loves it all. This is very funny because he is so little!

 

Mine would say "I love you" and "I would give my life to keep you safe". He was extremely protective of me and did risk his life for me on more than one occasion.

 

This is very sweet Dogs know how to love, don't they?
I'm sure that my little Homer thinks mostly about food, but I know that he loves me. He loves my whole family. He once ignored his treat and ran to greet my father

 

I am the one who is always giving the foods so, our Kulit is always excited to see me waking up and most probably saying "Give me food, food food!!!

 

From the look on the face of my Friday, I would say she would tell me something look:"ow mommy I feel so bored in here, please let me out! I want to play around the plants and hunt ratties!".

 

I love you! You're the best mom in the world

 

I would like Capone to say I love you! In fact, I am trying to teach him that. At first, he was very eager, but now he looks at me as if I am crazy!

 

Mine would say "Don't Go, please Stay" the popular lyrics of an old song. My dogs love having me around and me them. I wish I could bring them to work with me...

 

This is very sweet, Winterybella Homer jumps from happiness when he sees me leaving, lol He does that, because I always give him a small treat while saying goodbye. He loves treats

 

I've been at work outdoors for weeks and I can hear them calling my name when I turn into my garage. Ginger continues to be the leader of the pack and sometimes she gets mad and tells me 'let me out of here'. She is simply amazing.