'Tiniest puppy' vies for world record

So cute!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17542464

 

Yes so cute!
I learned about it in a local evening news here. I am sure a lot would wan to adopt her and hope she will be in the hands of a dog loving family.

 

Awww, so cute! I'm happy to hear that they paid attention and didn't just assume it was stillborn and a lost cause.

I tried looking up what the current "tiniest puppy" is, but the search results are flooded with this little guy, ha.

 

Awww it is so cute!

 

Wow! It’s like about 3 inches according to the ruler. It could also be the smallest Dachshund when it grows.

 

No, what you do is to feed it with the Patented Gro-Pro Canine NutriProduct and it will grow up to a goodly height, or in this case, a goodly length. Gro-Pro is made up mainly of potato chips and tomato ketchup. Clinical trials on human babies have shown tremendous potential in the product.

 

Well, if that's the case... Can't we just feed it with potato chips and tomato ketchup? Which is cheaper?

 

No, that won't work. Plain potato chips and tomato ketchup doesn't have the same nutritional value as potato chips and tomato ketchup processed and packed by the Patented Gro-Pro Canine NutriProduct. Mainly because you pay a lot more for the Gro-Pro product and when you pay more, you must be getting a better product. Right?

 

Usually yes. So they still add other nutritional elements to it. Is this specifically for growth (height & length) enhancements? When do you feed this to your dog? Does it serve as a main meal or as a snack/treat?

 

That puppy was so cute. The woman that resuscitated that puppy must've been mighty proud of herself. I sure would've been. I'm sure plenty of people are going to want to love that puppy and give it all the attention it needs.

 

Well, I really wouldn't know all the finer details. Mainly because Gro-Pro only exists in my imagination. Maybe I should copyright that name and then sell it to a real life dog food manufacturer.

 

Oh, my… LOL. You really got me. I took your Gro-Pro seriously. I guess I missed the “Patented” mark and take the potato and ketchup thing… oh well. I read about this old guy who feed his small dog potato every meal time and it grows the size of Scooby Doo.

 

Now, you are not pulling my leg, are you? I have always wondered about how Scooby Doo got to be that big.

 

I'm not, sir. I read it sometime in 2010, I think, and it was from this book Sh*t My Dad Says. Well, I need to have a look on it again. Actually, I just relied on the keywords dog, potato and size then I remember. I may have remembered it differently though.

 

I think a dog brought up on potatoes is likely to look like this:

 

Haha, that poor dog! He actually looks like a sack of potatoes, huh?

 

I wouldn't be surprised if his owner looked like this:

 

Oh, my! The potatoes have turned them to look like a couch. I could lay on them and I bet it would feel like I’m lazing on a soft bed. I guess the potatoes made the dog big not in height but in weight.

 

Then when you wake up, you will find out who's sleeping on who!

 

Bless that puppies little heart! So cute, I love those little puppies that little, I want it!